Castles:Rulings/PR006

<Royal Address>, what do you call a Khajiit werewolf? An Elsweyrwolf. or why did the loner go to Skyrim? He wanted to live in Solitude. or did you hear about the giant who threw up? It's all over town. or do you know why the Dark Elves' ships are the fastest? They have Morrowind. or to you and me "jail" is but a word, but to a robber, it's a whole sentence. or why did the Nord warrior keep a sword made of cheddar? It was extra sharp. or what did the giant say after eating the jester? Tastes funny. or they say the peasants are revolting. That's because they never bathe! or do you know why ghosts are bad liars? You can see right through them. or what's the difference between a bard and rabbit stew? The stew can feed a whole family. or what's more dangerous than an elder dragon? Two elder dragons. or how can you tell a draugr is afraid? Easy, they turn wight! or do you know which kind of dog can jump higher than a castle? Any dog, castles [sic] can't jump.
Conditions: Min. Recurrence Time: 8 hours Dynasty Level >= 17 Ruler Subject Ruling Flags: NoJokes (disabled) Ruling Requester Happiness >= 34 Ruling Requester Traits include any of: Jester Ruling Requester All of: relationship to Ruler is not Enemy Random Weight: 10
Very funny! Here, take this. or That is quite humorous. Have this! or Ha ha! This one deserves a reward! or Never heard this one before! Here, for you. or Such hilarity is worth a pretty penny!	Conditions: Currency: Gold Only > 8 (levels 1-19) Currency: Gold Only > 13 (levels 20-27) Currency: Gold Only > 15 (levels 28-31) Currency: Gold Only > 18 (levels 32-35) Currency: Gold Only > 20 (levels 36-39) Currency: Gold Only > 23 (levels 40-63) Currency: Gold Only > 25 (levels 64-103) Currency: Gold Only > 28 (levels 104-119) Currency: Gold Only > 30 (levels 120-135) Currency: Gold Only > 33 (levels 136-155) Currency: Gold Only > 35 (levels 156-171) Currency: Gold Only > 40 (levels 172-187) Currency: Gold Only > 45 (levels >= 188) Allow Costs to Reduce to Inventory Amount: Yes	Effects: -35-85 Ruler liked that. Requester liked that.
I don't get it. or So, what's the funny part? or Are you jesting right now? or I've heard that one before. or Okay, and...?		Effects: Requester disliked that.
We will pass on jests for now. or Stop trying to get out of work. or Are you trying to get banished? or Please, just...stop. or One more out of you and I'm throwing you over the wall.		Effects: Ruler Flags: NoJokes Ruler disliked that. Requester disliked that.
That's funny! Here, have (a sweetroll / a cookie / a pie).	Conditions: Allow Costs to Reduce to Inventory Amount: Yes	Effects: -550 Ruler liked that. Requester liked that.